[TJ&E2] Went into Panic Mode.
[TJ&E2] Used the Funk Scan.
[TJ&E2] Shook 5 presents out of a single tree.
[TJ&E2] Gave a blowfish an underwater kiss.
[TJ&E2] Found an Earthling hidden in a plant.
[TJ&E2] Used some Coins.
[TJ&E] Cleared the Fixed World.
[TJ&E] Obtained a rank of FUNK LORD.
[TJ&E] Snagged some goodies from Santa.
[TJ&E] Defeated a Demon Mailbox.
[TJ&E] Jumped in the bath on Floor 0.
[TJ&E] Ate all of Earth's delicacies.
[TJ&E] Defeated a Cupid.
[TJ&E] Flew using the Icarus Wings.
[TJ&E] Flew across water using the Rocket Skates.
[TJ&E] Dashed with the Super Hitops.
[TJ&E] Woke up from a nap.
[TJ&E] Cleared a Random World.
[TJ&E2] Cleared the game.
[TJ&E2] Cleared "Lil' Kid Mode".
[TJ&E2] Defeated a duck on a flying carpet.
[TJ&E2] Found a Warp Room.
[TJ&E2] Sucked up 4 or more things at once with the Funk Vacuum.
[TJ&E2] Had a laughing fit.